Anyone trying to reach me by phone, or expecting a phone call today, I have bad news: My cell phone is out of order.
It started this morning when I woke up and the power was out. I have no candles or flashlights in the place, but Necessity is the mother of invention. Unfortunately, Necessity can also be the mother of bastard accidents.
No light, so naturally I use the light from my cell phone to get around. After I went to the bathroom (and flushed), I reached for the cell phone I had put on the counter next to the toilet. Do I need to tell you where the cell phone ended up?
I took the phone apart, and it is drying now. Hopefully, it should work within the next day. Otherwise I'll be buying a new one.
As for Necessity, she can retain custody of this child. I don't want it.