On the current situation between Israel and Lebanon, Kerry had the following to say:
"If I was president, this wouldn't have happened."
Suuuuuuuuuuure John. And you would have built the Starship Enterprise by now too. By yourself. On a weekend. With some rusty nails and a 2x4.
What Cynthia McKinney is for Georgia, John Kerry is for Massachusetts: An embarrassment.
(Hat tip to The Detroit News)